“Hyukjae” translates into “Teukie is such a sap.” lolwhut?

Somebody Please Correct Donghae

Leeteuk: Clam down, clam down
Donghae: Calm down, calm down!
Eunhyuk: In-vee-ting
Donghae: Inviting!
Donghae: LVOE
Donghae: EFL
Donghae: Donghee

Super Junior's Hometowns

Leeteuk: Seoul Yeonshinnae
Shindong: Geongmuk Mungyeong
Kyuhyun: Seoul Noweon
Kangin: Seoul Heungeundong
Heechul: Gangwondo Hoengseong
Siwon: Seoul
Eunhyuk: Goyangsi Neunguk
Yesung: Chungnam Cheonan
Sungmin: Ilsan
Ryeowook: Incheon
Donghae: Busan Mokpo
Hankyung: ...China

How could you eat me?

Leeteuk: My nickname is duck, how could you eat me?
Donghae: My nickname is fish, how could you eat me?
Eunhyuk: My nickname is anchovy, how could you eat me?
Sungmin: My nickname is pumpkin, how could you eat me?
Yesung: My nickname is turtle, how could you eat me?
Ryeowook: My nickname is giraffe, how could you--oh wait.

The Maknaes of Super Junior

Kyuhyun: Evil Maknae
Henry: Real Maknae
Kibum: Original Maknae
Ryeowook: Eternal Maknae
Leeteuk: Wannabe Maknae

Taeyeon’s Thank You Message in ‘I Got a Boy’:

“Fish [Donghae], Dolphin [Junsu], Duck [Leeteuk], Cat [Heechul], Anchovy [Eunhyuk], Appa yah [Kangin], Yesung ♥, who I only become even closer to as the years go by. Thanks to you, I always feel secure.”

Leeteuk really needs to stop saying that.

Leeteuk: You can play around with me! I won't get mad.
5 minutes later: *Leeteuk grabs Eunhyuk's neck*
Leeteuk: You can play around with me! I won't get mad.
5 minutes later: *Leeteuk hits both Kyuhyun and Eunhyuk on the head*

Super Junior in the next six years:

Next year, 2013, Heechul’s coming back and Yesung’s gonna enlist.

The year after, 2014, Shindong and Sungmin are gonna enlist while Leeteuk’s coming back. Just to clear up any confusion, I know that Sungmin is in the 86 line and that he’s not supposed to enlist until the following year, but Sungmin was born before March 1986, which technically makes him part of the 85 line (in Korea, anyway).

In 2015, Yesung is coming back while Eunhyuk, Siwon and Donghae are going to enlist. Although Siwon’s registered birth date is in 1987 (and his real birth year being in 1986), either way, he’s in the 86 line, thus having to enlist along with Eunhyuk and Donghae.

In 2016, Shindong and Sungmin are coming back while Ryeowook, Kibum and Kyuhyun are going to enlist. Much like Sungmin, Kyuhyun has an early birthday, making him the same age as Ryeowook and Kibum (again, in Korea only). Because of all the injuries he’s sustained in the past, Kyuhyun is probably only going to receive one month of training and afterwards, become a public service worker, like Heechul. Ryeowook, Kibum and Kyuhyun will be back two years after, in 2018.

2016 is the last year in which a Super Junior member is going to enlist. They’re going to be all together once again in the year 2018. ♥

This Was Me Last October 30, 2012…

When Leeteuk arrived at the army station:

When Leeteuk got on the floor and bowed:

When the members hugged Leeteuk for the last time:

When Leeteuk went in:

When Kyuhyun cried:

When Donghae was about to cry:

When Eunhyuk patted Leeteuk’s head:

When Leeteuk took off his hat:

When Ryeowook hugged Sungmin after Teukie left:

Me on October 30, 2012:

Oh, Teukie.

This is not goodbye, but a see you later. But this is the hardest see you later ever.

CRYING.