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I, a proud and loyal ELF, hereby solemnly swear to love and support Park Jungsoo, Kim Heechul, Han Geng, Kim Jongwoon, Kim Youngwoon, Shin Donghee, Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Choi Siwon, Zhou Mi, Lee Donghae, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Kibum, Cho Kyuhyun & Henry Lau unquestionably, no matter what happens, forever and always.

Suju Talk #13: Sungmin’s Energy?

Ryeowook: Although this is kind of random, how many kids do you want to have?

Sungmin: *loud laugh* To me, two are fine. Three kids are okay too.

Ryeowook: With Sungmin-ssi’s energy, you can even have thirteen kids if you’d want to. (Lol. Excuse my perverted mind here.)

Sungmin: *crazy laugh* 

Ryeowook: Everyone, please believe in Sungmin hyung’s energy.

Sungmin: I’m blushing.

Lol. Something tells me there’s a dirty side of Sungmin we don’t know about. But I certainly want to know about it. xD

Me Fact #4: ❦

Despite what anyone says, I truly believe that none of the SJ members are virgins. xD Not even Ryeowook, at least not after watching him get a lap dance and flash his abs in SS4.

And also, I think Eunhyuk would be very good in bed. ;)

SJ’s Army Schedules

Please understand that this is only according to my speculations. It’s not necessarily true.

Leeteuk - late 2012 (Must. Hold. Back. Tears.)

Yesung - late 2012 (word has it that that he might enter the army with Teukie) or 2013

Shindong - 2014

Sungmin - 2014 (In Korea, he’s considered the same age as Shindong. He even went to school with 85-ers so I assume he’s going to the army with 85-ers as well.)

Eunhyuk - 2015

Donghae - 2015

Siwon - 2015/2016 (I can’t be too sure about Siwon. He can either enlist according to his registered birth year (1987) or his real birth year (1986).)

Ryeowook - 2016

Kibum - 2016

Kyuhyun - 2016/2017 (Kyuhyun is an early 88-er. He’s considered the same age as Ryeowook and Kibum so he might enlist early as well. But due to his injuries, he may just train for one month and become a public service worker, like Heechul.)

Suju Talk #2: Donghae’s Aegyo

Donghae: When Teukie hyung goes to sleep, I always bother him.

MC: What do you do?

Donghae: I get in his bed and

MC: And say, ‘don’t sleep~’?

Donghae: *laughs* Not like that. I just turn on the lights and ask him to come out and play.

Shindong: He calls it aegyo but it’s actually very annoying. When I turned off the lights, he turned it back on!

Sungmin: I had my blanket on and he took it away.

Shindong: I was lying on my stomach and then he would flip me.

MC: I’m hearing these things and I’m wondering, is Donghae obnoxious?

Shindong: *laughs* No, the obnoxious person is someone else.

MC: Who?

Shindong: Ryeowook.

Everybody: *laughs*

Suju Reactions #1: What Happens When Wookie Goes Crazy?

When Ryeowook goes crazy like this:

Yesung is like, ‘what the hell?’

While Eunhyuk is like, ‘um…okay’.
 

But then they give up on taming wild Wookie and this happens:

And then Teuk umma just stares at them like, ‘Oh my effing God. What happened to my kids?’.

But then he realizes the craziness is contagious. >:)

And then Evil Maknae watches them and says, ‘Ah, my plan is a success.’ -insert evil laugh here-

THE END.

Our Raccoon ~ ❤

My reaction when I realized our Raccoon is back.

“Oh? Kangin’s back?”

“Oh. That’s nice.”

And then I was like, “WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

“KANGIN’S BACK?!”

“ASDFGHJKLEJKFNEIWBERUTTR!” 

Welcome back, Kim Youngwoon! We missed you!

LOL. Jk, I just went on AKP and clicked on his article and that was it. xD I woke up, knowing it was the day. 

But seriously, welcome back, Kangin. ❤