Suju Talk #13: Sungmin’s Energy?
Ryeowook: Although this is kind of random, how many kids do you want to have?
Sungmin: *loud laugh* To me, two are fine. Three kids are okay too.
Ryeowook: With Sungmin-ssi’s energy, you can even have thirteen kids if you’d want to. (Lol. Excuse my perverted mind here.)
Sungmin: *crazy laugh*
Ryeowook: Everyone, please believe in Sungmin hyung’s energy.
Sungmin: I’m blushing.
Lol. Something tells me there’s a dirty side of Sungmin we don’t know about. But I certainly want to know about it. xD
Me Fact #4: ❦
Despite what anyone says, I truly believe that none of the SJ members are virgins. xD Not even Ryeowook, at least not after watching him get a lap dance and flash his abs in SS4.
And also, I think Eunhyuk would be very good in bed. ;)
SJ’s Army Schedules
Please understand that this is only according to my speculations. It’s not necessarily true.
Leeteuk - late 2012 (Must. Hold. Back. Tears.)
Yesung - late 2012 (word has it that that he might enter the army with Teukie) or 2013
Shindong - 2014
Sungmin - 2014 (In Korea, he’s considered the same age as Shindong. He even went to school with 85-ers so I assume he’s going to the army with 85-ers as well.)
Eunhyuk - 2015
Donghae - 2015
Siwon - 2015/2016 (I can’t be too sure about Siwon. He can either enlist according to his registered birth year (1987) or his real birth year (1986).)
Ryeowook - 2016
Kibum - 2016
Kyuhyun - 2016/2017 (Kyuhyun is an early 88-er. He’s considered the same age as Ryeowook and Kibum so he might enlist early as well. But due to his injuries, he may just train for one month and become a public service worker, like Heechul.)
Suju Talk #2: Donghae’s Aegyo
Donghae: When Teukie hyung goes to sleep, I always bother him.
MC: What do you do?
Donghae: I get in his bed and–
MC: And say, ‘don’t sleep~’?
Donghae: *laughs* Not like that. I just turn on the lights and ask him to come out and play.
Shindong: He calls it aegyo but it’s actually very annoying. When I turned off the lights, he turned it back on!
Sungmin: I had my blanket on and he took it away.
Shindong: I was lying on my stomach and then he would flip me.
MC: I’m hearing these things and I’m wondering, is Donghae obnoxious?
Shindong: *laughs* No, the obnoxious person is someone else.
MC: Who?
Shindong: Ryeowook.
Everybody: *laughs*
Suju Reactions #1: What Happens When Wookie Goes Crazy?
When Ryeowook goes crazy like this:




Yesung is like, ‘what the hell?’

While Eunhyuk is like, ‘um…okay’.
But then they give up on taming wild Wookie and this happens:

And then Teuk umma just stares at them like, ‘Oh my effing God. What happened to my kids?’.

But then he realizes the craziness is contagious. >:)

And then Evil Maknae watches them and says, ‘Ah, my plan is a success.’ -insert evil laugh here-

THE END.
Our Raccoon ~ ❤
My reaction when I realized our Raccoon is back.
“Oh? Kangin’s back?”

“Oh. That’s nice.”

And then I was like, “WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

“KANGIN’S BACK?!”

“ASDFGHJKLEJKFNEIWBERUTTR!”





Welcome back, Kim Youngwoon! We missed you!

LOL. Jk, I just went on AKP and clicked on his article and that was it. xD I woke up, knowing it was the day.
But seriously, welcome back, Kangin. ❤