I, a proud and loyal ELF, hereby solemnly swear to love and support Park Jungsoo, Kim Heechul, Han Geng, Kim Jongwoon, Kim Youngwoon, Shin Donghee, Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Choi Siwon, Zhou Mi, Lee Donghae, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Kibum, Cho Kyuhyun & Henry Lau unquestionably, no matter what happens, forever and always.
Please understand that this is only according to my speculations. It’s not necessarily true.
Leeteuk - late 2012 (Must. Hold. Back. Tears.)
Yesung - late 2012 (word has it that that he might enter the army with Teukie) or 2013
Shindong - 2014
Sungmin - 2014 (In Korea, he’s considered the same age as Shindong. He even went to school with 85-ers so I assume he’s going to the army with 85-ers as well.)
Eunhyuk - 2015
Donghae - 2015
Siwon - 2015/2016 (I can’t be too sure about Siwon. He can either enlist according to his registered birth year (1987) or his real birth year (1986).)
Ryeowook - 2016
Kibum - 2016
Kyuhyun - 2016/2017 (Kyuhyun is an early 88-er. He’s considered the same age as Ryeowook and Kibum so he might enlist early as well. But due to his injuries, he may just train for one month and become a public service worker, like Heechul.)