I, a proud and loyal ELF, hereby solemnly swear to love and support Park Jungsoo, Kim Heechul, Han Geng, Kim Jongwoon, Kim Youngwoon, Shin Donghee, Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Choi Siwon, Zhou Mi, Lee Donghae, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Kibum, Cho Kyuhyun & Henry Lau unquestionably, no matter what happens, forever and always.
I just wanted to tell you guys that I really appreciate you taking the time to click that follow button on my blog. :D Oh, and my followers increased a lot last October 30, which was when Leeteuk enlisted and I was bawling like a baby. I got like, fifteen followers and for that, I really, really, really want to thank you guys. It was like you guys knew I was upset and you were all there for me. THANK YOU SO EFFING MUCH, GUYS. ♥
So apparently, Leeteuk thinks of me as someone he has to scare off with his ‘scary’ face and cat claws. Or maybe this is just simply how Teukie would react whenever he sees me or whenever my name is brought up. xD
2. GIF 4 is what Kyuhyun would think of you:
I choose to see this as Kyuhyun trying to cheer me up by dancing ‘Sorry Sorry’. Or it could be that he’s trying to apologize to me for something and is doing it through dance. But I think the former is more accurate, given his joyous expression. ;)))
3. GIF 23 is what Siwon would think of you:
So basically, Siwon sees me as someone he could derp dance with. Interesting…
4. GIF 17 is what Eunhyuk would think of you:
Aww. Maybe it’s just my fangirl self talking but it seems that Eunhyuk would be very flustered when talking about/to me. Just look at the GIF above. >:D<
5. GIF 32 is what Donghae would think of you:
Apparently, Donghae enjoys blowing me kisses. ❤
6. GIF 7 is what Heechul would think of you:
From now on, I’m going to sleep with the light on because it looks like Heechul’s out to get me. :o
7. GIF 16 is what Yesung would think of you:
A salute, a kiss and finished off with a laugh. I could totally imagine Yesung doing this to/for me.
8. GIF 2 is what Ryeowook would think of you:
Ryeowook, you cutie pie. No need to be so shy. :”“”>
9. GIF 45 is what Sungmin would think of you:
Considering that Sungmin is singing ‘she’s so pretty, it’s a sin’ in this GIF, I’ll take this as a huge compliment. Oh Sungmin, stop it you. ;))
10. GIF 13 is what Kibum would think of you:
Kibum would thrust his pelvis for me?! Is it to cheer me up or turn me on? Either way, it’s a win-win situation. *winkwink*
11. GIF 27 is what Kangin would think of you:
I’d love to be cuddled by Kangin! Come here, you raccoon, you. ♥
12. GIF 39 is what Han Geng would think of you:
Aw, come on, Hannie. I’m not that scary. If you can handle Heechul, you can handle me. xD
13. GIF 41 is what Shindong would think of you:
Is fate trying to tell me that Shindong wants to bite me? Or that whenever he sees me/thinks about me, he gets so riled up that he bites something in frustration? Lol.
14. GIF 59 is what Henry would think of you:
Apparently Henry thinks I’m hilarious. I’d gladly make our Mocchi laugh anytime.
15. GIF 48 is what Zhou Mi would think of you:
Ohhhhh MiMi. ;)
16. GIF 25 is how you would react if you saw your bias live:
I only hope I’d be this cool if I see Hyukkie in person. :D
17. GIF 3 is how you would react if you saw all 15 of them live:
Sweaty, teary-eyed, sending out love with a heart…sounds about right.
18. GIF 12 is how they would react around you:
Aww, these boys. What could I have done that makes them so shy around me?
19. GIF 1 is how you would react around them:
I hope my aegyo is good enough for Suju. Aw heck, I’m waaaaaaay younger than Sungmin but there’s no doubt that he’s so much more adorable than I could ever hope to be.
20. GIF 50 is your reaction when you find out that Suju is coming to your city to hold a concert:
One minute I’m all calm and the next minute, I’m freaking out. Yup, this is definitely very accurate.
Suju was trying to lighten the atmosphere after Luna from f(x) had injured her ankle during rehearsal for Inkigayo. So Leeteuk told the members that he could play around with him. (Lol, he really needs to stop saying that.) Suju, being the childish kids they are, obliged and started to pick on him, such as taking off his pants, etc. That day, some of the members went home, some went out and others stayed in their waiting room.
So once Teukie went to sleep, covering his whole body and face with a blanket, Donghae decided to play some more tricks on him. He poured water on the little cap of a water bottle and poured it on Leeteuk’s face. Naturally, he woke up and cutely told Donghae to stop it. Eunhyuk noticed that Leeteuk’s smile was forced, meaning that Leader Teuk was not happy. He tried to get Donghae to stop, but Hae, being the foolish fish he is, failed to realize how heavy the mood has gotten. He poured water on Leeteuk again and the same thing happened, except this time, Leeteuk was a bit more serious. When he went back to sleep, Donghae contemplated on whether or not to pour water on Leeteuk again. And at that very moment, Kyuhyun, who had just gotten back from church, walked in. He saw what Donghae was doing and wanted to do it himself, not knowing what had happened beforehand.
Once he poured the water on Leeteuk, he hid behind the couch immediately. Leeteuk, angry, stood up and demanded to know who the culprit was. He looked at Donghae and asked if it was him. Donghae smiled innocently and said it was him. So Leeteuk turned to Eunhyuk, who was covering his face with his hand (making Teuk think he was laughing), and accused him of doing it. He hit Eunhyuk on the head, causing Hyukkie to yell, “IT WASN’T ME!”. It was then that Kyuhyun came out from hiding and sheepishly admitted to doing it. In turn, Leeteuk hit him (harder than he hit Eunhyuk) and said, “You really are a bastard.”. Shindong woke up to the sound of Kyuhyun being hit.
Leeteuk walked out and Kyuhyun, almost in tears, followed him to the bathroom. He found Teukie staring out the window and approached him.
Kyuhyun: Hyung, this is too much. Even if I had done something worse, you shouldn’t have hit me.
And with that, he stormed off. This time, Leeteuk followed him shortly after. He saw Kyuhyun at the other side of the building, staring at the sky with his hands on his hips, crying. He tried to reason with him but Kyuhyun wouldn’t listen. “I have nothing to say to you,” Kyuhyun told him bitterly. In compensation, Leeteuk promised to let Kyuhyun give the thank-you speech if they win at Inkigayo later that day.
Shindong had spent the whole time cheering everyone up. He went to Leeteuk to Kyuhyun to Eunhyuk, trying to lift their moods.
When Leeteuk went back to the waiting room to get his make-up done, he looked in the mirror and saw someone sitting miserably on the couch. It was Eunhyuk. He had been there the whole two hours (after the incident), all alone. After Leeteuk hit him, Eunhyuk realized that Teukie thinks he’s easy and this made him upset. Leeteuk, realizing he has wronged Eunhyuk as well, tells him that he can give the speech if they win later that day.
When they went on stage, they won but their expressions were noticeably sullen. Leeteuk kept urging Kyuhyun to get closer to Eunhyuk to make the speech but he refused. Shindong had his arms around the members, insisting that they smile and be happy. But everyone’s mood was down.
When they returned backstage, Shindong realized that all his attempts of trying to cheer everyone up was useless and thought that the members were unprofessional for failing to put their troubles aside on camera. As a result, he angrily kicked a box of cans/plastic bottles of soda. When he did this, soda had inadvertently spilled on Yesung. So this time, Yesung was angry. “What are you doing?!” He demanded from Shindong. Shindong clumsily tried to defend himself.
But everything went back to normal during the filming of Dream Team later that night.
So, in conclusion, nothing happened to Donghae, who had started the whole thing in the first place.
And Yesung, who had completely nothing to do about it, was the victim at the end.