“Hyukjae” translates into “Teukie is such a sap.” lolwhut?

Such a possessive husband...

Meanwhile, at Tous les Jours:
Fan: Oppa, will you introduce Donghae oppa to me?
Eunhyuk: Donghae? No.
Fan: Why? I love him so much. I want to be his girlfriend.
Eunhyuk: Because he already has someone he really likes.
Fan: Who is it?
Eunhyuk: The son of this bakery.
cr: K-Pop fans

Somebody Please Correct Donghae

Leeteuk: Clam down, clam down
Donghae: Calm down, calm down!
Eunhyuk: In-vee-ting
Donghae: Inviting!
Donghae: LVOE
Donghae: EFL
Donghae: Donghee

In SJ's Alternate Univers

Shindong: I will be the lead vocal.
Eunhyuk: I will be the lead visual.
Kyuhyun: I will be the dancing machine.

Super Junior's Hometowns

Leeteuk: Seoul Yeonshinnae
Shindong: Geongmuk Mungyeong
Kyuhyun: Seoul Noweon
Kangin: Seoul Heungeundong
Heechul: Gangwondo Hoengseong
Siwon: Seoul
Eunhyuk: Goyangsi Neunguk
Yesung: Chungnam Cheonan
Sungmin: Ilsan
Ryeowook: Incheon
Donghae: Busan Mokpo
Hankyung: ...China

How could you eat me?

Leeteuk: My nickname is duck, how could you eat me?
Donghae: My nickname is fish, how could you eat me?
Eunhyuk: My nickname is anchovy, how could you eat me?
Sungmin: My nickname is pumpkin, how could you eat me?
Yesung: My nickname is turtle, how could you eat me?
Ryeowook: My nickname is giraffe, how could you--oh wait.

What Scent Do You Like From Girls?

Shindong: Detergent smell
Sungmin: Baby smell/baby powder smell
Eunhyuk: Money scent

Taeyeon’s Thank You Message in ‘I Got a Boy’:

“Fish [Donghae], Dolphin [Junsu], Duck [Leeteuk], Cat [Heechul], Anchovy [Eunhyuk], Appa yah [Kangin], Yesung ♥, who I only become even closer to as the years go by. Thanks to you, I always feel secure.”

Leeteuk really needs to stop saying that.

Leeteuk: You can play around with me! I won't get mad.
5 minutes later: *Leeteuk grabs Eunhyuk's neck*
Leeteuk: You can play around with me! I won't get mad.
5 minutes later: *Leeteuk hits both Kyuhyun and Eunhyuk on the head*

I still really love Eunhyuk and I give him all of my support. Also, I sincerely hope that the backlash won’t be too hard on him and IU. But I can’t look at Hyukkie the same way anymore. Every time I look at him, in the back of my mind, he will always be that guy who had sex with the Nation’s Little Sister.